導(dǎo)語：we wish you a merry christmas. 我們祝你圣誕快樂。下面分享關(guān)于2016年圣誕節(jié)手抄報的設(shè)計內(nèi)容，希望對大家有所幫助!
【關(guān)于2016年圣誕節(jié)手抄報的設(shè)計內(nèi)容】
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的好笑英語笑話篇一
Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A tired voice called out, "Right near the end!"
就在我開始平安夜禱告時，教堂停電了。教堂里的接待人員和我找到一些蠟燭，把它們放在禮堂周圍。然后我重返講道壇，整理了一下筆記后，我說：“剛才我講到哪兒了?”傳來一陣不耐煩的聲音：“馬上就講完了!”
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的好笑英語笑話篇二
On Christmas Eve Santa Claus met an honest politician and a kind lawyer while riding up in an elevator of a very exclusive hotel.
Just before the doors opened the three of them noticed a 1000NT bill lying on the floor. Which one of them do you think picked it up?
圣誕節(jié)前夕，圣誕老人和一清廉的政治人物，以及一心地善良的律師在一家高級飯店一同等電梯，門還未開前，三人同時看到地上有一張新臺幣1000元的鈔票，猜猜誰會將它撿起?
Answer: Santa of course! Why? Because everybody knows that the other two don’t exist!
答案：當(dāng)然是圣誕老人啦!為什么?因?yàn)榇蠹叶贾懒硗鈨烧卟⒉淮嬖凇?/p>
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的好笑英語笑話篇三
What do you do if one of Santa’s reindeer swallows your pencil?
Answer: use a pen
若圣誕老人的馴鹿吃掉你的鉛筆該怎么辦?
答案：用原子筆
關(guān)于圣誕節(jié)的好笑英語笑話篇四
What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?
Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe
圣誕老人喜歡在花園里做什么?
答案：鋤地。(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。hoe是鋤草之意，ho則是圣誕老人的笑聲。)
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